There Are Two Types of Airport People

Being late to the airport is "not quite self-harm." But close!
Some travelers love being late.
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Return of the filter! #snapchat #teeth #paxton

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Mike the Cop

My brother, the Chief o’ Police, keeping the kids in line.
When you gotta shred guitar at 1900 but catch bad guys at 1930.
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Online Dating is Safest in New England, Most Dangerous in Alaska

Bill, warn the kids!
While modern singles are more likely to find future mates online than anywhere else, it's smart to be careful. And maybe to move.
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We like dinner time. #babyface #dinnertime #pizzaboy

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An Old Stoner’s Guide to Modern Cannabis

My pal Lauren gets the good assignments. If you’re confused by modern weed, read on!
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
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The Meaning of 'Slaughterhouse-Five', 50 Years Later

So it goes.
In the time since the publication of Kurt Vonnegut’s seminal novel, the work has never gotten old and it’s never waned in energy.
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It's Tax Time: What the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act Means for You

Are we screwed? Can't tell yet, but this may explain it when I find out.
Getting ready to file your taxes? Your tax preparation software should make all the new paperwork changes to tax forms and schedules invisible to you, but you might get back more (or less) money than you expect.
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The Xmas Workout.

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Heat Miser & Snow Miser HD

Still the best.
The Song of the Ages.
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How to Cancel MoviePass

I'm so very bitter.
The once-great service, which offered unlimited movies for a monthly fee, is now largely useless as the company tries to survive. Here's how to delete your MoviePass account and move on.
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The Best Tech Products of 2018

Don't buy the rest. Buy the best.
From PCs, peripherals, and smart home tech to apps, games, and well beyond, in 16 top categories, these are the very best products we've tested all year. It's the ultimate holiday gift guide for the most deserving tech lovers on your list.
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The Correct Way to Go See a Movie Is by Yourself

Except for the Twizzlers part (those are gross weird wax “food”), this is dead on.
Your ticket says ADMIT ONE for a reason.
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Eric

Pretty sure she didn’t finish this one.
Lindsay looking through Kindle menu says (in whiny voice): "Waaah. I need something to read! What'll I read...(getting serious). Oh. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. F*** yeah, b***h."
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Don't Fall for This Email Sextortion Scam

This one tends to look real because they may indeed have your old passwords. That means you were just one of millions who had password credentials stolen in any of the previous big-time hacks you've read about. Change your password--but don't pay these ass-hats.
A new sextortion scam has been hitting millions of email inboxes. In the messages, the hackers claim to have taken over your computer and recorded you watching porn, with plans to release the footage unless you pay up. But the threat is a sham.
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The Best Dog DNA Testing Kits of 2018

Don’t buy these for the breed knowledge. Learn about your companions genetic health. PCMag
Wonder if your pup is 100 percent pug? Mutt mostly Maltese? A pet DNA test can uncover your dog's origins and give you information about inherited diseases. We tested four popular kits and found the quality of results varies widely. Here's everything you need to know about dog DNA testing.
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How to mystify a baby.

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How to Delete Your Facebook Account

Sick of the world's leading social network? Say good-bye to all those "friends" by following these instructions. Here's how to delete Facebook.
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Henry – Rob Delaney – Medium

Rob Delaney may be one of the funniest guys alive. His TV show on Amazon Prime, Catastrophe, is arguably the best sitcom currently available. He also just made me cry at my desk for 20 minutes.
Note: I wrote all of this except the last paragraph in April or May of 2017. I changed names as well, except for Henry’s. I’m on the bus to go see my son Henry at the hospital. I have to take him in…
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